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  • Can Everyone Please Calm Down?

  • A Guide to 21st Century Sexuality
  • By: Mae Martin
  • Narrated by: Mae Martin
  • Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (57 ratings)

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Can Everyone Please Calm Down?

By: Mae Martin
Narrated by: Mae Martin
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Publisher's Summary

Why do we find sexuality so, well... scary?

Comedian and co-creator of the hit show Feel Good, Mae Martin, investigates in this hilarious and intelligent guide to 21st century sexuality. By narrating their own, often humiliating, adventures in sex, dating and identity, Mae demystifies everything from weird crushes and coming out, to the pros and cons of labels and the joys of sexual fluidity.

Mae's mission is to ensure that in a world that's full of things to worry about, who we choose to kiss should not be one of them. And when it comes to sexuality, Mae asks:

CAN EVERYONE PLEASE CALM DOWN?

©2019 Mae Martin (P)2019 Hodder Children's Books

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So beautiful and insightful.

Truly essential reading for literally everyone. Exactly what I needed at the moment. Thank you Mae Martin.

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Cool and refreshing

I love Mae’s fresh, hilarious take on the world. We need to learn from more beautiful new voices like hers.

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Funny and accessible guide to sexuality for those who don’t understand it

If you have relatives or friends who have just never understood sexuality and gender - this is the book to introduce them to it. Told in a respectful, warm and helpful way - this will get the message across to those who perhaps haven’t been able to grasp the concepts yet.

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Brilliant, Mae!!

I listened to this book in one hit and thoroughly enjoyed it. So much that I don’t doubt I will listen to again to glean further nuance. Mae has a voice that is easy to listen to while teasing insights from the material and into my mind. I look forward to her next projects. Highly recommended.

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Beautifully Insightful

Really love this book, helped me open my mind to learning and understanding other perspectives. Also Mae Martin is just awesome.

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Mae is amaezing

Sorry about the pun
I absolutely loved this book - equally funny and informative. My love for Mae is only getting greater xx

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Amazing!

I love Mae. I love her voice. I love her humour and I love her sincerity. This book was exactly what I needed. It’s relatable, it’s honest, it’s funny. I don’t have one bad thing to say. It’s perfect.

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Quite nice but pretty basic

Book was lovely but basic. Nice to switch off to, I would stick to Maes stand up and shows more

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