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BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 3
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
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Publisher's Summary
A leader dead. A complicated relationship lost. And a conglomerate angered...
After unwittingly becoming the CEO of the growing Silken Sands Affiliate, Tyson finds himself in an increasingly dangerous Arizonan desert, the protector of a growing community of Nu-Earth humans faced with the very real possibility of total corporate annihilation.
Dearth wants their land, and they will not take no for an answer. But behind Tyson stand a growing band of capable administrators and heroes, and a community of people who believe in him. He is their leader. They trust in him, even if he doesn't trust in himself.
Powerful multiversal forces are at play. Market upsets, brilliant purchases, and the invisible hand slide, slap, and strangle as the campaign for Arizona state rages, and Silken Sands digs in for a decisive battle.
This story features an amalgamation of Amazon, Walmart, every service fee, sales algorithm, membership perk, advertising jingo, Microsoft mascot, and insane discount that you have ever experienced in your life coupled with the madness of the multiverse, a dash of invisible hand monopolism, feudalism, straight-up cronyism, and LOTS of profanity. There is fantasy violence, base-building, tons of market loot, monsters, a dungeon, affiliate and credit levels, and progression.
BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher completes the How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona story arc, but the Shopocalypse Saga will continue.
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- Rob
- 28-09-2023
Good book, well written, has a dog in it.
It was good, main character felt real, situation was funny and creepy, dog was a very good dog.
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- Benjamin Gokel
- 19-10-2023
Great story on apocalypse
Went through all 3 books once I found them. Great action mixed with Civ building. Found the seriousness a nice change from the more fluffy fantasy.
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- Mark
- 13-12-2023
Great story. Loved the narration. Got better with each book
Keep listening. Started off good but it gets better with each book. A fresh look at end of world stories.
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- The Keyboard
- 31-01-2024
End of an Arc
If you liked the first two, you'll like this one, plus it wraps up an arc, which is a bonus.
Be warned, the romance is terrible, as is narration of the love interest. Just... So bad. That over-the-top Marylin Monroe accent and clunky, forced attraction had me rolling my eyes so much I got dizzy. I'm tapping out - I just can't do sexy breathy snake woman for another book. But the ride was fun while it lasted.
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