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Bro Code for Parents

By: Barney Stinson, Matt Kuhn
Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris
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The newest book in the New York Times best-selling "Barney Stinson" canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

"Congratulations!" You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I ever be able to do awesome things again? Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again? Will I be a good parent? Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life? Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. And Barney Stinson is here to help.

©2012 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation (P)2012 Simon & Schuster, Inc

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Comedy, not actually useful for parents to be.

Spoken from the character of Barney Stinson, as expected. But I was expecting some of Neil Patrick Harris's experience as a parent of two to shine through. It does not.
Sub title "What to Expect When You're Awesome " is misleading. There is nothing about what you are to expect.

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