Branched
A Comedy With Consequences
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Branched
Narrated by:
Joe Arden, Lance Greenfield, Erin Mallon, Carly Robins
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Narrated by:
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Joe Arden
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Lance Greenfield
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Erin Mallon
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Carly Robins
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By:
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Erin Mallon
About this listen
Ben is having a difficult week. After five whole years of “drinking from Mommy’s boobies”, he suddenly has to step aside for his new baby sister, Beatrice, who may or may not be human. Mommy says he has to “support her appearance no matter how humiliating it is for us as family”, but that’s hard to do when your sister has branches for arms and legs. Plus, he just found out that Daddy is having “the sex” with his new kindergarten teacher and he’s not sure how to tell Mommy. As a five-year-old entrepreneur, Ben prides himself on always staying cool under pressure, but this time...he may just burst.
Cast Size: Three Females, One Male, One Freaky Creation
©2016 Erin Mallon (P)2021 Erin Mallon
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