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Boogers Are My Beat

More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism from Dave Barry

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Boogers Are My Beat

By: Dave Barry
Narrated by: Dick Hill
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 The New York Times calls him "the funniest man in America," and his legions of fans agree, laughing and snorting as they put his books on best-seller lists nationwide.

In Boogers Are My Beat, Dave gives us the real scoop on:

  • The scientific search for the world's funniest joke (you can bet it includes the word "weasel")
  • RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot
  • Outwitting "smart" kitchen appliances and service contracts
  • Elections in Florida ("You can't spell Florida without 'duh'")
  • The Olympics, where people from all over the world come together to accuse each other of cheating
  • The truth about the Dakotas, the Lone Ranger, and feng shui
  • The choice between death and taxes

    And much, much more - including some truths about journalism and serious thoughts about 9/11.

    • ©2003 Dave Barry (P)2004 Brilliance Audio, Inc.     Satire

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    "Barry has never been as funny as he is in this rip-roaring, hilarious new collection of columns." (Booklist)

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