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Bloody Acquisitions

Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 3

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Bloody Acquisitions

By: Drew Hayes
Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
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With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren't well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.

Now Fred must cope with the growing presence - and threat - of other vampires even as he struggles to keep up with his business' demands and make time for his friends. Between hidden parahuman towns, crazed vampire hunters, quarreling mages, and the world's least subtle spy, it will take all of Fred's wiles just to keep his head above water. And as the new clan sinks their fangs deeper and deeper into his city, the undead accountant is faced with a choice between two equally unappealing options: flee his home or stand against an entire clan of fellow vampires.

©2016 Andrew Hayes (P)2016 Tantor
Fantasy Horror Scary Fiction Vampire City Paranormal Funny Zombie

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loved it

it was so good and well written and spoken freddy is definitely an interesting character

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He's not dead Thomas, that's a different Author.

I loved the series and the narration. I don't usually leave reviews, but Thomas scared the heck out of me by saying the Author had passed. I googled and am pretty sure the died in 2007 Drew Hayes, Author is a different Drew Hayes, Author, as this one has an active presence on the web.

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Fun times!

I’m really enjoying this series, understated and wonderfully dry! Fred is likeable and kind and the nutty collective cast of characters is developing nicely… pleased there’s more to come!

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