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Bill the Vampire

The Tome of Bill, Book 1

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Bill the Vampire

By: Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
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THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.

My name's Bill Ryder and I have no life – and not because I program video games or play D&D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman to die for. So I did, bleeding out on the floor with my throat torn open.

Problem is, I didn't stay dead. I’m simply not that lucky.

Now I'm a vampire, surrounded by other vamps who are stronger, faster, and a hell of a lot better looking. It's enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a douche called Night Razor, can't stand me.

It might be because he can’t control me like he can the others. Or maybe it’s because he’s a dick. Either way, he's given me just ninety days to prove I'm not a total embarrassment to his coven. If I fail, my ass is toast.

I'll need help, though, if I want to survive. Too bad my living friends are more interested in setting me on fire while Sally’s obviously just using me to further her own agenda - whatever the hell that is.

Needless to say, things don't look good. I may be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but somehow I'm still at the bottom of the food chain.

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Bram Stoker meets Shaun of the Dead in Bill The Vampire - book one of The Tome of Bill, the vampire comedy series that will leave you thirsting for more.

If you're a fan of Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, Jason Pargin or What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from dusk till dawn.

Don’t miss out! Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire now and prepare to die laughing.

Content Warning: This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and a shitload of swearing

©2011 Rick Gualtieri (P)2012 Rick Gualtieri
Fantasy Horror Scary Fiction Vampire Paranormal Comedy Witty Funny City Zombie

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