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Beowulf for Cretins

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Beowulf for Cretins

By: Ann McMan
Narrated by: Christine Williams
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2019 LAMMIE Award Winner: Best Lesbian Romance!

English professor and aspiring novelist Grace Warner spends her days teaching four sections of Beowulf for Cretins to bored and disinterested students at one of New England's “hidden ivy” colleges. Not long after she is dumped by her longtime girlfriend, Grace meets the engaging and mysterious Abbie on a cross-country flight. Sparks fly on and off the plane as the two strangers give in to one night of reckless passion with no strings attached and no contact information exchanged.

Back home at St. Albans, the college rocks Grace's world when it announces the appointment of a new president, the first woman in its 165-year history. Cue Abbie - and cue Grace's collision course with a neurotic dog named Grendel, a fractious rival for tenure, and a woman called Ochre, in what very well might be Grace's last real shot at happiness.

This full-length novel reimagines and expands on the short story “Falling from Grace”, which was originally published in the award-winning story collection Sidecar, by Ann McMan.

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This is fun - and cerebral

Another fun Ann McMan novel; this one set deep in the heart of academia. My daughter is majoring in English and I thought it was a blast listening to a lecturer deal with the appalling tripe first years dish up in their essays.

There is more than a touch of philosophy in this one too, as well as some French that needs translating (no, I mean literal French, but there is the odd spicy conversation as well). Also a heaping of quite confused Catholic guilt for the ex-Catholic schoolgirls among us. So, best to keep google or ‘Philosophy for dummies’ handy as you listen.

A picture of ‘Woman-Ochre’ by Dutch/American artist Willem de Kooning would be handy as well. Intrigued? You should be.

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