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100 Animals That Can F*cking End You

By: Mamadou Ndiaye
Narrated by: Mamadou Ndiaye
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A tongue-in-cheek field guide to the deadliest animals on Earth from TikTok star @mndiaye_97.

Let's be clear: Mamadou Ndiaye knows a whole lot of animals that can and will end you, but he has no plans to let these strange and horrifying creatures cash in his life insurance policy. Now the TikTok star is turning his engaging, entertaining and informative takes on animal biology and behaviour into this hilarious guide to the world's most deadly creatures. These include:

  • Sperm whales with a call so strong it can vibrate you to death
  • Meerkats or 'the most homicidal mammals on Earth'
  • Hyenas, which eat their prey while it is still alive
  • Hippos, which 'have no soul and answer to no god'
  • ...and a golf-ball-sized octopus that can erase twenty-six people with one bite

You'll learn not only which animals to avoid, but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean.

Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power. From the moose (aka 'the antlered Grim Reaper') to the Cassowary ('Jurassic bullshit with feathers'), this is nature like you never want to meet it in real life.

©2022 Mamadou Ndiaye (P)2022 Hachette Audio
Animals Comedy & Humour Witty Funny

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One of my favourites

The narrator is amazing and I must admit I fell asleep multiple times because I somehow find the way he talks soothing. That is also just the autistic in me who has been rewatching his YouTube videos almost daily, promised myself I was just gonna close my eyes for a minute and then woken up six videos later.

Definitely going to relisten to this until I'm completely sick of it!

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