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Sucks to Be Me
- First Fangs Club
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 43
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 43
When 49-year-old Belladonna Barrone’s mobbed-up husband does her the favor of dying in a car accident, she thinks she’s finally free of the crime family she unwittingly married into. Then the boss tells her that she has to complete her husband’s last job....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Couldn’t fully invest in this book
- By MadHatter on 08-08-2020
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Sucks to Be Me
- First Fangs Club
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: First Fangs Club, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 18-02-2020
- Language: English
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The Vampire's Mail Order Bride
- Nocturne Falls, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 57
Hugh Ellingham has only agreed to marriage to make his overbearing grandmother happy. In 30 days, whatever bridezilla shows up at his door will be escorted right back out....
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1 out of 5 stars
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should have a trigger warning, miscarriage infant
- By Helen McCann on 30-08-2020
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The Vampire's Mail Order Bride
- Nocturne Falls, Book 1
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: Nocturne Falls, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 30-10-2015
- Language: English
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Miss Frost Solves a Cold Case
- Jayne Frost, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 47
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 44
Needing someone he can trust, Jayne Frost's father sends her to Nocturne Falls to find out why employees at a toy store are going missing. The more Jayne finds out, the more questions....
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4 out of 5 stars
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nice read
- By Anonymous User on 28-12-2021
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Miss Frost Solves a Cold Case
- Jayne Frost, Book 1
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Series: Jayne Frost, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 05-05-2016
- Language: English
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The Werewolf Meets His Match
- Nocturne Falls, Volume 2
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 41
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 41
As feisty as she is beautiful, Ivy's as determined as Hank is to make a go of marriage for the sake of peace between their packs. The trouble is, Ivy has secrets that could destroy everything....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Brilliant!!!
- By Angela on 04-09-2020
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The Werewolf Meets His Match
- Nocturne Falls, Volume 2
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: Nocturne Falls, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 04-12-2015
- Language: English
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The Cloud Kingdom
- A Midlife Fairy Tale
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Queen Sparrow’s goal of reuniting the Radiant fae with the Grym fae isn’t going the way she’d hoped. Brokering peace is hard to do when Queen Anyka, the woman who sits on the Grym throne, believes both kingdoms should be hers to rule.
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The Cloud Kingdom
- A Midlife Fairy Tale
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: Midlife Fairy Tale, Book 3
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 31-08-2024
- Language: English
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The Trouble with Witches
- Shadowvale, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 27
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 26
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 26
Shadowvale isn’t typical small-town America. The sun never shines, the gates decide who enters, magic abounds, and every resident bears some kind of curse. No one knows this as well as raven shifter Deacon Evermore....
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The Trouble with Witches
- Shadowvale, Book 1
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: Shadowvale Series, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 14-05-2019
- Language: English
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Suck It Up, Buttercup
- A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel (First Fangs Club, Book 2)
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 32
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 30
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Story5 out of 5 stars 30
At 49, Belladonna Barrone’s life has taken some interesting turns. Most recently she was attacked and turned into a vampire, something else she never intended. This newest situation would result in her becoming the vampire governor of New Jersey....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Easy series to read
- By Amazon Customer on 01-01-2021
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Suck It Up, Buttercup
- A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel (First Fangs Club, Book 2)
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: First Fangs Club, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 28-04-2020
- Language: English
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The Witch's Christmas Catastrophe
- A Nocturne Falls Novella
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
Witch Holly Winters is ready for a peaceful, magical Christmas in her family’s cozy mountain cabin in Nocturne Falls. She plans to do some knitting and watch all the best holiday movies.
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The Witch's Christmas Catastrophe
- A Nocturne Falls Novella
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: Nocturne Falls
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 30-11-2024
- Language: English
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The Summer Palace
- A Midlife Fairy Tale
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
Newly crowned queen of the Radiant fae, Sparrow “Ro” Meadowcroft has two goals. First, to show her fae subjects that despite growing up in the mortal realm, she plans to honor all the customs and practices of her new world. Second, to reunite the Radiant fae with the Grym fae....
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The Summer Palace
- A Midlife Fairy Tale
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: Midlife Fairy Tale, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 14-07-2023
- Language: English
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Breathing Space
- Ellis McFadden Mysteries
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Robyn Maryke
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Step into the enigmatic world of the Athos—a vessel that blends the luxury of a cruise ship, the intrigue of a scientific research station, and the might of a military starship.
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Breathing Space
- Ellis McFadden Mysteries
- Narrated by: Robyn Maryke
- Series: Ellis McFadden Mysteries, Book 1
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 31-01-2025
- Language: English
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The Shifter Romances the Writer
- Nocturne Falls, Book 6
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 25
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 23
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 22
For romance writer Roxy St. James, living in Nocturne Falls also means a fresh start. And as soon as her unbearable ex signs the divorce papers, that new beginning will be a reality....
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The Shifter Romances the Writer
- Nocturne Falls, Book 6
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: Nocturne Falls, Book 6
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 06-07-2016
- Language: English
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Sucker Punch
- First Fangs Club, Book 3
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 26
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 24
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Story5 out of 5 stars 23
Newly appointed vampire governor of New Jersey Belladonna Barrone is fast discovering that life as a vampire isn’t much easier than life as a mobster’s wife. But that experience certainly taught her some things about how to handle the problems that come with being governor....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loving these books
- By Karen Mahoney on 04-05-2021
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Sucker Punch
- First Fangs Club, Book 3
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: First Fangs Club, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 06-11-2020
- Language: English
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The Gargoyle Gets His Girl
- Nocturne Falls, Volume 3
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 28
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 27
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 27
Willa Iscove, fae jeweler, has her first stalker. Really, he's just one of her lovesick customers. The ring she crafted to help him find new love has backfired....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Quirky and fun
- By Jazztyke on 04-01-2018
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The Gargoyle Gets His Girl
- Nocturne Falls, Volume 3
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: Nocturne Falls, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 23-02-2016
- Language: English
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Lost in Las Vegas
- A Frost & Crowe Mystery
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy, BJ Harrison
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story5 out of 5 stars 9
In this new Jayne Frost and Sinclair Crowe mystery, a royal road trip takes the Princess and Prince Consort of the North Pole all the way to Las Vegas....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Adore this series
- By Danielle on 15-02-2023
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Lost in Las Vegas
- A Frost & Crowe Mystery
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy, BJ Harrison
- Series: Frost & Crowe Mystery, Book 1
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 06-01-2021
- Language: English
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The Siren Saves the Billionaire
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
Custom-aquarium specialist, Undrea Seeley, is supernaturally good at creating made-to-order fish tanks for her customers. Probably because she loves what she does. And because she’s a mermaid....
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The Siren Saves the Billionaire
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: Nocturne Falls, Book 13
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 05-04-2021
- Language: English
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Miss Frost Braves the Blizzard: A Nocturne Falls Mystery
- Jayne Frost, Book 5
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 30
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 30
Jayne Frost is a lot of things. Winter elf, Jack Frost's daughter, Santa Claus' niece, heir to the Winter Throne, and now...private investigator. Sort of....
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5 out of 5 stars
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MF Braves the Blizzard
- By EmTeeEm on 24-09-2023
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Miss Frost Braves the Blizzard: A Nocturne Falls Mystery
- Jayne Frost, Book 5
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Series: Jayne Frost, Book 5
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 07-02-2018
- Language: English
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Miss Frost Cracks a Caper
- Jayne Frost, Volume 4
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
Jayne Frost is a lot of things. Winter elf, Jack Frost's daughter, Santa Claus' niece, heir to the Winter Throne, and now private investigator. Sort of....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love the characters
- By LeezaH on 22-02-2018
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Miss Frost Cracks a Caper
- Jayne Frost, Volume 4
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Series: Jayne Frost, Book 4
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 07-11-2017
- Language: English
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The Vampire's Priceless Treasure
- Nocturne Falls, Book 11
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 12
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 11
Half-reaper, half-vampire Kora Dupree has made big changes in her life. She’s on good terms with her previously estranged father and taken on all kinds of adult responsibilities. But then an opportunity to find out the truth about her late mother comes along....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Much more adventure.
- By Angela on 23-08-2020
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The Vampire's Priceless Treasure
- Nocturne Falls, Book 11
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: Nocturne Falls, Book 11
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 25-11-2019
- Language: English
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Embrace the Suck
- First Fangs Club, Book 5
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 16
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story5 out of 5 stars 15
Vampire Governor Belladonna Barrone is facing the challenge of her life. Literally. Can she outwit and outlast the vampire council? She has no idea, but she has no plans to go down without a fight. If she manages to survive, another challenge awaits her....
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Embrace the Suck
- First Fangs Club, Book 5
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: First Fangs Club, Book 5
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 25-03-2022
- Language: English
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Death Dates the Oracle
- Nocturne Falls, Book 15
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4
Living in Nocturne Falls means being yourself. Fangs, fur, and all. Eamon Underwood isn’t what you’d call a social butterfly. In fact, he avoids people altogether, outside of his job at his uncle’s funeral home, where Eamon is the mortician....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great narration
- By Rainbow Fish on 29-09-2024
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Death Dates the Oracle
- Nocturne Falls, Book 15
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: Nocturne Falls, Book 15
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 14-04-2023
- Language: English
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