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The Happy Hooker's Guide to Sex

69 Orgasmic Ways to Pleasure a Woman

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The Happy Hooker's Guide to Sex

By: Xaviera Hollander
Narrated by: Nicole Vilencia
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Best-selling "sexpert" Xaviera Hollander's first how-to guide - on how to have mind-blowing sex.

Xaviera Hollander may not have invented sex, but she is certainly one of its most outspoken proponents. Her book The Happy Hooker has sold more than 16 million copies worldwide and continues to captivate new listeners with its humor, its zest for life, and, above all, for its downright honesty. She followed the success of her book with her monthly sex advice column for Penthouse, "Call Me Madam", which helped readers find fulfillment in bed for almost 30 years.

The Happy Hooker's Guide to Sex takes hard-earned knowledge and puts it to excellent use, helping couples to experience the same mind-blowing pleasure that Xaviera has received and given for years. With a sense of fun and a knowing yet accessible voice, the Happy Hooker gives listeners specific suggestions on how to spice things up in the bedroom. She writes from a woman's perspective, noting that her favorite sexual act has four letters and ends with "k". (Surprise: It's "talk".) Other suggestions include, "Pleasure her with her own toys", "Practice verbal bondage", and "Make home movies". With Xaviera as a muse and guide, this unique playbook promises to be a go-to Saturday night special!

©2008 Xaviera De Vries and Christeen Meeusen (P)2012 Audible, Inc.
Comedy & Humour Human Sexuality Love, Dating & Attraction Personal Development Sex Instruction Happiness Comedy

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Xaviera Hollander's best-selling book The Happy Hooker introduced her sex-positive message to an international audience. She continued to be an enthusiastic advocate of sexual fulfillment for over 35 years in her advice column for Penthouse magazine. Over the years, Hollander discovered that even as sex has become mainstream, most men continue to be clueless about how to be good lovers. In this audiobook, Hollander shares her best tips on giving pleasure to women, with Nicole Valencia's full-bodied voice and lively delivery fleshing out Hollander's good-natured, frank approach to great love-making.

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A conversation starter for finding satisfaction.

This isn't a relationship book and it's not really a guide. This is a collection of ideas and stories put together to help you consider different ideas and start exploring those ideas. Help to discover your likes and those of your partner(s).

I'm not sure I would rush out and buy this book but I did enjoy it and it has some helpful tips to introduce your desires to the relevant person in your life.

Well read by the narrator.

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Loved it….!

It’s so true…. Read it for a better understanding and getting more pleasure and a mind blowing orgasm…!😀

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69 Orgasmic Ways to Pleasure a Woman

My wife and I already had a great sex life. This book has made it even better. I learnt a lot from this book.

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Extremely Crass

Found the book to have few things to note but besides that it was simply encouragement to engage in sexual abnormalities and aberrations.

Certainly not one I’d be recommending…

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Drawn out and monotonous

Couldn’t continue.
Narration is monotonous and the topic is so drawn out with ambiguity, maybe somewhere towards the end of the book there may be actual tips but as a woman listening to this it didn’t reach anything useful quick enough to keep me tuned in

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Don’t waste your time

It’s just not a good representation of how to have better sex. Using references from penthouse from as far back as 1977!?
She comes first is a way better and superior book to this if you’re looking to please a female partner.

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whats with the alpha male culture meme?

The author thinks women like men who insult them. I know not all people are the same but this is such a bad mentality to have. NO

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Revolting.

Comes across as how to manipulate women to get what you want by finding out what she likes and using it to break her down until you get her to do what you want. Revolting.

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