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The First Course

Book One of The Omegas Series, a SuperHarem Adventure

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The First Course

By: Ashus Evinco
Narrated by: Bradley Ford, Sierra Kline
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Charles Murphy's superpower is useless. He can turn into a churro.

In a world where one percent of the population has powers, he's quite below average; many would say he's completely useless. And they have. At length. For years.

Despite his deep-seated desire to be a hero, his ability isn't glamorous and can't be used to fight crime, so he and a small cadre of similarly useless supers are relegated to Omega Team and told explicitly that all they will ever need to do is sit there and look pretty.

And while waiting to be called up to the big leagues, they might as well get laid, right?

Dangerous secrets will send the Omegas on an adventure none of them could have anticipated.

Can they step up to the plate and become the heroes they were meant to be?

Warning: This book contains explicit content and ridiculous situations that are suitable only for adults. But not, like, adult-y adults. More like teenagers who have adult bodies. (It's lowbrow, is what I'm saying.) Listener discretion strongly advised. 18+ only.

©2019 Ashus Evinco (P)2020 Ashus Evinco
Science Fiction & Fantasy Fiction

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A sexy superpowered romp filled with laughs!

An excellent story from new-comer Ashus Evinco. A humorous parody of the Super Hero genre turned sexy harem adventure.

When a group of natural born supers turn out to have utterly useless powers, what is the Super' s Guild meant to do with them? Relegate them to the ignoble Team Omega, drop them in their dorms to train and promptly forget about them. No heroics for these six young supers.

What is there to do for them other than work out, experiment with their powers and maybe... fool around? Unaware of the dark machinations both within the guild and without, our heroes must learn to get along, try anything to get stronger and perhaps help a sultry voiced AI assistant with problems of their own.


...but how much can you do if your only power is turning yourself into a Churro?

It should be noted that this story does include super hero tropes, explicit sex, descriptions of tasty pastries, awkward youth interactions, graphic violence, plumbing, tazers, gory explosions, cold Chinese food and bad language. If you're not up for a wild ride this story might not be for you.

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