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T.A.G. You're Seen
- The Assassins' Guild, Book 1
- Narrated by: Gomez Pugh
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Attention: This audiobook contains explicit sexual content between consenting assassins and not so innocent professors. There are depictions of male chastity, breath play, watersports, humiliation, and torture by '80s hair bands with ginger sprinkles on top.
Phew! Now, that that's out of the way, Hi. I'm Mr. No, your friendly communications agent for The Assassins' Guild, a.k.a. T.A.G.
I've been authorized by the head honcho himself, Mr. H, to release approved records from the agent files.
Agent Code Name Mr. W was recovering from a near death debacle by way of an easy assignment in a small mountain town. Red flags sprang up immediately around the seemingly innocent English professor. Determined to get to the bottom of the mystery Jacob Peters presented, Mr. W made plans to do what he did best, watch , wait, and then capture and interrogate.
But even the best laid plans can go awry...
Find out what brought Mr. W to his knees in this first release from the archives of The Assassins' Guild.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Story1 out of 5 stars
- Wide Eyes, Big Ears!
- 05-12-2022
That’ll teach me not to skim the blurb!
Those blinded-sided feelings of “What, why?!” and “What did I just read???”… Yoshi, an overly sex-obsessed, horny-teen type member of The Assassins’ Guild (T.A.G.), is sent to terminate a hunky small-town English professor and spends more time fantasising about his own sex life than he does about killing the prof. This was mostly an array of erotica kink (showcased for about 5 seconds each) and held together with spy story cliches and Russian accents. That probably would have been fine except for the utterly confusing and flimsy plot and plot holes. I just had no idea what was happening most of the time, the narrative just seemed to suddenly veer sideways at random intervals. The characters were totally unrealistic, none of the TAG team acted like assassins. If I squinted I could pretend they were zany, but really they were just weird - some had tantrums, others burst into tears, there was no action, danger, or logic. Only Gomez Pugh’s audiobook narration kept me going, he’s always excellent.
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