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Not Tonight, Josephine
- A Road Trip Through Small-Town America
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Priestley
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Two Brits, George and Mark, set off from New York City to explore the back roads of America. In this calamity-ridden travel tale, George sets out in true clichéd fashion to discover the real America.
Throw in plenty of run-ins with the police, rapidly dwindling finances, and Josephine - the worst car in the world - and you have all the ingredients for a classic American road trip. Will George and Mark make it all the way to California?
And then there is Rachel, George's girlfriend, left back in England. Would travelling to the United States without her turn out to be the stupidest decision he had ever made?
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- 04-05-2020
A fun journey through America
An enjoyable "little break away" book that depicted some pretty fun (and daunting) real life accounts of what sounds to be a road trip of a lifetime.
George kept some pretty interesting accounts in his diary and I am glad he chose to share it with the rest of the world in this book.
It could certainly inspire others to make a similar road trip happen!
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- 16-07-2019
Another entertaining book by George Mahood
Another great adventure to listen to, I really love George's books. I particularly enjoyed experiencing small town USA though his eyes.
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- Dean
- 10-12-2019
Fantastic story! Now i want a Josephine!
Really enjoyed this book. First of George's book I've read and I'm glad i found this guy. Great author, his book is funny and charming and George has a great sense of humour. His storytelling is easy to follow and keeps you engaged throughout the whole journey
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