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The Twat Files
- Narrated by: Dawn French
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Discover the truth behind the many, many times Dawn French has been a complete twat over the last sixty years.
When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person.
BUT.
That kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat.
In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because:
Mistakes tell us about ourselves.
Mistakes tell us about others.
Mistakes are hilarious.
Mistakes expose our flaws.
Mistakes show us ourselves honestly.
Mistakes are gloriously human.
My hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you also are.
Let's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together.
That would be perfectly twatty.
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- Anonymous User
- 27-11-2023
I keep listening to it!
This is so entertaining, and mood lifting, that I keep restarting it and playing favourite parts. Loved it!
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- Kindle Customer
- 24-02-2024
funny, funny, funny
VERY, very funny. Enjoyed every minute. Frenchie has flair and a voice I could listen to for hours in one sitting. Thats right, I just did...Highly recommended.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-04-2024
A light-hearted and hilarious listen
Loved the storytelling by Dawn. A great reminder that we are all twats and should embrace it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-11-2023
Wonderful
Wasn’t sure at the start but it grew on me and I loved it.
Thank you Dawn for the laughs.
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- Kindle Customer
- 28-12-2023
The Twitter in all of us!
Dawn French is the most authentic, honest, open and outrageously hilarious gift to humanity! Thank you Dawn for revealing 'all' of your Self to us in such a vulnerable light-hearted way. I got the message - to take myself not so seriously, to embrace my 'twatness' and have a good laugh at myself..
thereby connecting with all of humanity in all of it's perfect imperfection!!
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- Deb
- 17-10-2023
Dawn is BRILLIANT!
Love listening to Dawn's voice. she could be talking about tea towels and I'd still listen. Both Dawn and her stories are highly entertaining and revealing and wonderful to know everyone has imperfections including celebrities 😀 Wonderful book, easy listening and funny. Highly recommend. Thanks Dawn for sharing!
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- Ben Ripley
- 21-11-2023
I can relate
A beautifully funny collection of true embarrassing moments. I too have many similar awful moments in my life. This book is teaching me to own them!
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- Anonymous User
- 18-10-2023
Excellent
Great listen with good stories
Very quick listen
Good gap filler between books
Very good
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- Anonymous User
- 09-11-2023
what a star
great story teller lots of laughs out loud while walking the dog esp the pee episodes and the dibly puddle story. Very down to earth, Dawn is certainly up for anything, I look forward to more stories.
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- Anonymous User
- 22-11-2023
LOVED IT
The always relevant and hilarious Dawn French brilliant and fun 😀 Highly Recommend a
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